Imagined Conversation With My XBox Tonight

Imagined Conversation With My XBox Tonight

XBox: Are you sure I gave you all your hated exercises last week?

Me: Yup.

XBox: Really sure?

Me: Yeah, really sure.

XBox: What about the horrible, horrible exercises with terrible sensor interaction that had you rage all over your blog during the last program. Here, I’ll just give you that routine again, that’ll remind you.


XBox: And this time I’ll make it four sets instead of three, because you liked that so much.


XBox: Also, you said Greg Jackson’s work outs were going to kill you, so I’m just going to make sure he’s your trainer tonight.

Me: What the hell?

XBox: I love you.

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