“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?”
— Skullcrusher Mountain
ROTFL
That actually made me laugh out loud — and snort
I love that song so much. If you haven’t heard it, you really should give it a listen.
I also recommend Re Your Brains ^_^